Motoi Yamamoto - Labyrinth (salt)
I’m surprised supernatural hasn’t shown up yet
i thought it was cocaine
These are all extremely fair pointsthe first one especially speaks to me on a spiritual level
the last one is the most true shit ever
boys get the good shit
girls get “sexy ___”
I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.
I can’t even pretend for a second this isn’t something I would do lol
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
my mom made these like brownie cupcake things and they look like just normal brownies but then you take the wrapper off and
mother fucking chocolate chip cookie
but that’s still not all. take a bite and
THAT IS A GODDAMN OREO ON TOP OF A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE AND COVERED IN A BROWNIE THIS SHIT IS LIKE EATING THE FUCKING TEARS OF GOD YOU TAKE ONE BITE AND YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT YOU WILL BELIEVE BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THIS MAGIC IN YOUR MOUTH WAS NOT SENT FROM THE HEAVENS
Is your mum Jesus?
Most adorable thing ever
Stop acting like this is a problem for you.